Bono's Blog 4/21

Wow, it's almost been a month since I blogged? That can't be right. But I have been having my anger issues again so it probably has been that long. I've decided to get back to the original point of my blog, which is a way for me to channel my angst and anger. So I'm just going to let out. Here are a few of things that really piss me off, that I feel I need to get off my chest.....

Writer's block. Don't you hate it? This used to happen to me all the time in my English 101 class at CCSN. I usually overcame it by trying to work some sort of silly list in to whatever I was writing. But I'm a much better writter now and I don't do it anymore. But for some reason it still pisses me off.....I bit my cheek the other day. Man that freakin hurts. Then it swells up a little and you keep biting it for like a week. That pisses me off.......Fat guys that make rude comments about fat women. That pisses me off. I hear it all the time. It never seems to dawn on them they should drop a couple tons themselves before they start making comments. If you have bigger tits than %80 of all women you should probably keep your mouth shut.....On long road trips when you are out in the middle of no where the only radio station that comes in is the Spanish station. Why is that? It pisses me off. I remember experiencing this when we drove from Albuquerque to Vegas. My mom's car at the time did not have a CD player. It was 2004, things were different back then. Driving through rural Arizona, no English stations came in but Los Tigres Del Norte were jamming loud and clear. NASA screws around with a remote control car on Mars but I can get a decent radio station in Winslow?.......People that have a secret recipe or a secret ingredient in a recipe. This pisses me off. You see this all the time on the Food Network. They go into some factory where they make frozen corn dogs and some jack-ass with a hair net on says there is one ingredient that they can't divulge. God forbid one of there competitors gets a hold of it and they lose their strangle hold on the lucrative frozen corn dog market. Like anybody cares. They'll be manufactured in China soon enough so there's no point in keeping a secret. You also see this same phenomenon with these goobers that own some greasy spoon in the Midwest, where they don't want to give up what they put in Grandma's Chili recipe. How do we know it's not dog food or something?.....Do you know what also pisses me off? When people on either side of the political isle pretend they are offended and outraged when somebody on the other side says or does something stupid. Any Republican that says thay were really upset with Bill getting a BJ from Monica is lying. I believe this ranks among the greatest moments in the history of the GOP. In fact, people make careers(Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter, Keith Olbermann, Bill Mahar, just to name a few) out of sitting around and waiting for people on the other side to say or do something stupid so they can ramble about. What an easy job. Where can I land a gig like that? I'll pretend to be conservative if you pay me for it.....And last but not least. The timeshare people on the strip. These people REALLY piss me off. The last time I went down there it took all my will power not to kick one of these jokers right in the nuts. One of these guys asked me for my room number? I don't swing that way but if did, do I really look that cheap and easy? It would take a lot more than free tickets to "Stomp out loud" to get into my pants. If I wore pants. And is it to much to ask for these people to remember a face? You can enter and exit a hotel at the same entrance and the same jerk-off will come running up to you asking "where are you from?", "what hotel are you staying at?". My answer is the same as when you asked me two hours ago you freakin idiot. Don't you remember? I'm a freakin cat!!.